Failing my promise to upload everyday.

So I failed my attempt to upload everyday but I (taking fully responsibility) don't have a scanner and forgot my flash drive full of new shit back in Austin.

Whatever, here is a shitty drawing I did on the back of a Steak n' Shake place mat! Sorry.

NOT DEAD.

Grad school has done its best to destroy me, but I am still alive.

Starting tomorrow, new uploads everyday until Christmas. (Hopefully)

dickface vol.1 part 3/3

end of original dickface!

previews of vol. 2 to come!

dickface vol.1 part 2/3

dickface vol.1 part 1/3

Oh hai. Been awhile hasn't it?

News and updates shall be coming soon, but for right now let's just discuss the here and now okay?  AT THE MO I am working on a follow up to a zine/book/piece of shit thing I did 4 years back now called, "dickface."  I have meant to get this off the ground a number of times and figured now would be a good a time as any and also as kindof a last big thing before (spoiler alert!) I left St. Louis.

So here is the cover and the first five images from the book I did all those years back.  VOL.2 of "dickface." entitled "#occupymydick" is going to have a similar look and feel but hopefully be better, with more images and the like.  Enjoy! Parts two and three to come shortly as well as teasers for the new one.

better than you.

Disclaimer: This is not art related.

Christopher Hitchens, one of my favorite people in the world died yesterday.
That sucks.

If you don't know him, google/youtube him. He's fucking awesome.

Boston Trip.

I drew this while I was in Boston.
This is how I felt while I was in Boston.

But also, I did some drawings with Jun while I was there so you can see them there on his post about our drawing adventure.

Animals are returning right about now too.

Just FYI: I didn't die.

I'm going to be in Boston tomorrow until Tuesday. So expect updates starting next thursday. I have some catching up to do.
Also, if it works out, Jun and I are going to be doing some drawings together while I'm there, so get excited for that shit.

Earth Day. Fuck it.

All right I don't really have a particular problem with Earth Day itself, but it falls under the umbrella of "stupid fucking made up days of recognizing some bullshit". Seriously, I really really hate these days of memory/recognition/not-even-a-fucking-real-holiday days. WHAT THE FUCK? WHy does everything have to have a day? It's not even like your goddamn birthday (which I could giving a flying fuck about anyway) which is subjective, they are always national or god-forbid WORLD-WIDE?! days of recognition.

World Hemophilia Day was April 17th. HEMO-FUCKING-PHILIA!....DAY! Christ in heaven. Days of awareness are total bullshit. I don't care what your goddamn problem is, whether I am aware of it or not. I only care about my problems and I don't expect you to care about my problems any more than I care about yours. JESUS. Like starving people/rape victims/SLAVES/people dying need to be aware of hemophiliacs? Fuck a day where you should care about a particular issue more than another. And holidays are bullshit anyway. My argument is getting lost in my rambling because I find it so hard to fathom why any of this makes any goddamn sense that I can't form a coherent thought.

In Ancient Rome they had a shit-ton of holidays, made up days just TO FUCK OFF AND NOT CARE, which seems to be the antithesis of what we do in Modern America where we have made up days where we are SUPPOSED TO CARE. The other way round seems to make a hell of a lot more sense to me. I don't know. I may revisit this later and make it more articulate; but thinking about it now is just making me angry. SO ANYWAY,

FUCK EARTHDAY. As far as the Earth is concerned, every fucking day is earth day, just like everyday for me is Nick Day and everyday for Hemophiliacs is Hemophilia day.

For your enjoyment/consideration: dancing on the MOON.

If you don't like this, fuck you.
Fleischer Studios at it's best.
this ain't no fucking CGI.

For your enjoyment/consideration: Steamboat Willie

So I know everyone and their mother has seen this, or at least thinks they have, but trust me, if you haven't seen it in a while it's worth a second look. There's some awesome and fucked up shit in there and the animation is pretty amazing. There are a number of versions that you can find that have been censored so I made sure to put up the full cartoon with all of its cat-tail-swingin-pig-tit-playin' greatness.

In other news I finished the other two blocks to "Fishin' for Milfs" and am going to be printing the first color this week so i'll prolly have it all printed and up online by the end of the month. I can tell you're stoked.

Also, going to be in a show in April called "Molded Heroes", check it out at Sixty Bones.

For your enjoyment/consideration: Betty Boop.

So I was struck with some strep throat last week and in lieu of making shit I watched alot of cartoons and movies. So thinking about such things, I thought I would post some of my favorite cartoons as I am, surely to your utter disbelief, a huge fan of cartoons, especially golden age shit. These aren't new favorites, but I thought I would start at with some of the best and maybe keep doing these when I don't shit else to show/say.
W3rd!

Betty Boop in "Snow White", with a fucking AWESOME song by Cab Calloway.


Second ever cartoon with Betty Boop, Bimbo stars as "Barnacle Bill", awesome song in this too, but way more off-color.

Prints Gone WILD.

I'm in NYC for Prints Gone Wild with the Evil Prints crew.
No comic this week. Again. I promise I'll start keeping up again.
Cross my heart.

If you're in NYC come say HI.
210 Kent Ave
Brooklyn, NY 11211
Fri., Nov. 5th 6pm-12am
Sat., Nov. 6th 12-6pm

BAM.

no comic this week.

but next week there will be two!
oodalolly!

other stuff too!

hold the fucking phone.

So in the midst of doing some "research" for future projects, i've been watching a bunch of zombie movies, and everyone in the world needs to watch "Dead Snow" ASAfuckingP!
It's on Netflix, so if you have it, WATCH IT.
Srsly, best zombie movie I have seen thus far.