Draygunz.

Hey. I'm not dead.  If you want to keep up and see what the fuck I have been doing, scoot on over to https://www.instagram.com/roboticarms/ I actually keep up with that. Anyway this little guy is a 9x12" drawing done with white and black ink on brown paper.

don't leave me.

Been gone for a wee bit it seems.  I'm coming back though...for real this time. Maybe.

Packed Bags.

acrylic on paper.

Pony Pinata.

Pen and india ink with a bit of photoshop to fix the fact my cat punched a hole through the middle of the drawing.  Approx 14"x20".

Cunt Destroyer.

Sometimes, I just do things for shits and giggles.

Blowout VIII.

Howdy y'all!  If you happen to be in Austin, you should head out this Friday to Blowout VIII at Gallery Black Lagoon.  I have a bitchin' print in it.  If you can't, just enjoy the poster (4 colors, done in photoshop).

The Cat Says...

WOO New Year, old work!  Small acrylic painting/drawing I did last semester.

Hanging out with the family, drawing rude pics.

Failing my promise to upload everyday.

So I failed my attempt to upload everyday but I (taking fully responsibility) don't have a scanner and forgot my flash drive full of new shit back in Austin.

Whatever, here is a shitty drawing I did on the back of a Steak n' Shake place mat! Sorry.

HEY! You with the dickface!

Missed yesterday as I was in transit back to St. Louis and such, so double image day.  

I forgot my flash drive of new work back in Austin so I am going to have to either pump out some new stuff or figure out something to complete my goal of new shit till Christmas, as I think this is the last of the Dickface series that is finished.  Fingers crossed!

dickface: I never think anymore.

Feeling you up with my eyes.

Drawing I did the other day.  Part of a potential series of drawings where I take small shitty doodles and redraw them big with india ink but then cross hatch the fuck out of them.  Meh. ENJOY!

Some more dick.

Double pager woot!  Still from over the summer.

However, I do need to change this as I realized that arsenic isn't technically organic since it doesn't come from a carbon based source.  Hurray science!

Tomorrow: more recent shit.

Dickface 2: Guteater

Basically a reboot of this old woodcut which was a roboot of an even earlier woodcut (that was way too shitty to even bother photographing).  Yeah, part of the unfinished zine done over the summer.

DICKFACE 2! double the displeasure.

Two images from my (still) unfinished zine "Dickface pt.II: Occcupy my Dick" that I did over the summer.

Recent work coming soon(ish).

NOT DEAD.

Grad school has done its best to destroy me, but I am still alive.

Starting tomorrow, new uploads everyday until Christmas. (Hopefully)

Back from the future.

Looky what I got today!  8" 60 durometer brayer from Takach. FUUUCK YESSSS.

So yeah, been a little absent...for awhile.  I moved to Austin, Texas, started grad school, and have been making shit that I need to upload.  Found out that most art peoples don't like printmaking, cartoons, or narrative work.  Also found out that I was right and that most art peoples are elitist pseudo-intellectual dipshits.

Side note, have been thinking about starting a group/forum/subreddit (y'all are on reddit right?) called "printrats" that would basically be people who make prints, aren't famous, but aren't fucking amateur dillweeds who have done ONE shitty print of an anime character.  Email me if you are interested in helping with this.

So yeah, posting some new shit in the next few days.

"Dickface." vol. 2 preview. Never Astronaut.

"Dickface." vol. 2 preview. Abracadabra!

"Dickface." vol.2 preview. run chicken run.

HOWDY.

So the new "dickface." is slightly different than the last, in that instead of being double paged for each image, they are all single paged and are (hopefully) done better.  The collage aspect of the zine is done digitally instead of by hand.  The new zine, which is, (fingers crossed) going to contain 18 images in total for the free version, but I hope to do a few more for a future more handmade version.  ANYWAY, whatever, we'll see what happens.  Until then, enjoy this preview.  This is one of the eight I have finished...10 more to go!

Also, if you are interested in following more closely what is going on with this project, follow me on twitter @roboticarms, and specifically my hashtag #occupymydick, the title of volume 2. WOO! yeah. enthusiasm.

ps. YES i did fuck up the title of my own work in the url.